you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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