I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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