we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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