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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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