I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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