People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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