She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
