thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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