Pappa wants mamma naked
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
No stitches, just platelets and will power
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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