Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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