Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Girls should come with a carfax report
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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