i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
