there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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