Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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