He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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