I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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