Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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