Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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