I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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