what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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