Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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