i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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