she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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