Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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