are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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