Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
