Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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