Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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