I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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