i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You were trust falling into bushes
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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