would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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