the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The power of my boobs compel you
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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