Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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