Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
