Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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