You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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