My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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