thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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