Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
then he tried to convert me to islam
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
