don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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