with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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