you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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