Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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