I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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