people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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