so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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