everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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