Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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