I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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