Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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