I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i dont even know how to be here
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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