On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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