ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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