Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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