Where is the hickey?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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