is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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